Friday, June 4, 2010

Ladies Need to Eat More Ice Cream


So I went to an ice cream party this afternoon, where I paid $10 for the privilege of eating ice cream (and to raise money for the local schools), and I was literally the only woman eating ice cream on an 85 degree, high humidity day! Hello, it's an ice cream party! Ice cream was invented to combat this weather. If you don't want to eat ice cream, don't come! Don't make me feel like a freak with my icy bowl of chocolate.

11 comments:

  1. They probably own the UO Eat Less tee. Idiots.

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  2. well thats just silly... real women eat icecream.

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  3. What?! I would have been scarfing at least my $10 worth.

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  4. And you know what? Nonfat frozen yogurt is a fine thing for what it is, but anyone who thinks it's an adequate ice cream replacement is on crack.

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  5. i went to a retro-movie girl's-night-in recently where i was told to 'bring something' so i brought wine and cheesecake. they drank the wine but nobody wanted the cheesecake until i acutally put it in their hands. then someone said 'women never eat sweets in front of each other'. really? is this a rule? i was unaware.

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  6. I've never understood women who don't eat in front of other women, or who refuse desserts, or any such nonsense. What's the point if there's no dessert?

    I'dve eaten their $10 worth. And then some ;)

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  7. See Henry Jaglom's "Eating." Amazing (but depressing) movie.

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  8. I don't trust a woman who doesn't eat in front of other women. It doesn't impress me and, frankly, I cannot imagine that she is very fun to hang out with.

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  9. I'll eat dessert if I like it but I'm not going to judge someone else for being too self conscious to eat it. Everyone is self conscious about something.

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  10. I have a bowl of ice cream pretty much every single night and I thoroughly enjoy it. Every time. yum.

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