On the radio while coffee brews
Poor Soterios Johnson
Is not reading the news
Instead he must think of a way
to say, and say and say
Please support WNYC
Offers of dollar-for-dollar matches
Free subscriptions to The New Yorker
This season of the pledge drive: it irketh me
Soterios, my lunch-time friend Brian Lehrer
Even that know-it-all Leonard Lopate
All suffer this ignomius fate
Ira Glass is cute
yet borderline rude
With his vaguely threatening calls
to listeners who don't pledge
I gave recently
Forsooth, a sum fairly paltry
The guilt eats away at me
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Your last sentiment is perfect... "The guilt eats away at me" - I love it.
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