What's more, I have been informed that "everyone thinks that I am the mom who ruins everyone's fun." Just yesterday, while I was stretched out in the shade trying to read my third Nora Ephron book in two weeks, I saw a kid strongly knee another kid in the stomach. It was like a pain-inducing move I learned in a women's self defense class back in the 80s, except that one was to the groin. The aggressor's parents were not around, so I said: "I saw that. That wasn't good." Then, I made sure the child writhing on the ground had no internal injuries. This, apparently, was one of many fun-ruining actions.
I was also spotted handing a kid a napkin.
It's no fun keeping children alive and healthy. Broken glass bottle on a stick? No! Javelin-ing a metal bar you found? No! Climbing the soccer goal? No! Throwing rocks? No! All things I have stopped other children from doing.
ReplyDeleteHow is even possible to ruin people's fun when you are a Stooges fan? NOT POSSIBLE!
ReplyDeleteMy mom was the Mom Who Ruined Everyone's Fun, and I am not currently, nor have I ever been, incarcerated. I like to think that the two are related in some way.
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ReplyDeleteWe should start a club.
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ReplyDeleteYou are great! :-)
ReplyDeleteSee if this makes you feel better about being a fun killa: My friend's husband says she has killed all of his dreams! She's a dream killa!!! And better than that: He said their house is where dreams go to die! Being called the Mom Who Ruined Everyone's Fun is starting to look better now isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOn a related note, you should totes meet my friend! You two would really hit it off! :)