Fallen Princess

I didn't want to think about the woman whose life goal is to be a human Barbie. When a Facebook friend posted a link about this creature...

Hand painted polyresin sculpture with Scottish wool scarf, $850.

What do stay-at-home moms do all day? Here is one answer for you people: My cat (the one with a habit of defecating outside the box) ha...

My daughter doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is. "Mommy, who is Kim Kardashian?" she asked. "Is she a tennis player?...

The year was 1989. I thought it would be a good idea to get a spiral perm the day before this photo was taken. I was modeling for Sassy ...

Yesterday, while Lena Dunham was finalizing her $3.5 million book deal,  maybe popping champagne corks or eating cake naked on the toilet , ...

In case you had any doubt that I was/am a giant nerd. Click on the photo for a clearer view of my amazing penmanship. My mother has fina...